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Tovala on trial: Can America dinner better?
With home-cooked meals in a minute of prep, it appears a dinner revolution is underway.
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“Tovala has a secret agenda to eliminate all other meal services.”
Rep. Pay Doffe
“There is no list. Of menu options, that is.”
Rep. Polly Tishan
“The smart oven only works for new-fangled Tovala meals.”
Rep. Joe Public
“Tovala is nonsense—of course dinner can't cook itself.”
Rep. Cory Upt
“Tovala has a secret agenda to eliminate all other meal services.”
Rep. Pay Doffe
“There is no list. Of menu options, that is.”
Rep. Polly Tishan
“The smart oven only works for new-fangled Tovala meals.”
Rep. Joe Public
“Tovala is nonsense—of course dinner can't cook itself.”
Rep. Cory Upt
Videos
Joe Public questions “magic” smart oven
1:13
Tense moment: Representatives Polly Tishan and Pay Doffe squabble over gavel
0:45
Tovala Smart Oven live demonstration causes confusion, outrage
1:22
FROM THE CONGRESS FLOOR
"...when I was young (many, many, many years ago), we just cooked on an open campfire."
Rep. Cory Upt
"Sounds like magical thinking to me."
Rep. Joe Public
"Tovala is trying to give America too much time back. And what happens when we have too much time? Chaos."
Rep. Polly Tishan
"I'm sorry — I've gotta check my Bitcoin."
Rep. Pay Doffe
LIVE TODAY
6:00 AM CDT
Representatives gather for the first ever hearing on “dinner intelligence.”
10:24 AM CDT
Senator Pay Doffe takes a mysterious meeting in the upper chambers. Some sources allege the meeting is with a Tovala competitor.
1:05 PM CDT
Senator Pay Doffe proposes a ban to Tovala, causing uproar.
